Massive Cheeto Shaped Like Yoshi carrying Princess - Over 3 inches & .35 ounces

Description

Largest Cheeto since 2003?  On one side, it looks like a flying bird with stretched out wings. This is extremely rare and one of a kind for sure.
On the other side, it looks like Yoshi from Mario and Nintendo carrying Princess. It also kind of looks like Link from Monsters VS Aliens.  Look at the close-up. There are clearly eyes, a mouth, ears, and feet.  It also looks to be carrying a woman with long hair and in a dress.
This weighs 0.35 ounces and measures 3 inches wide. It is very dense.
This is the cornerstone of any collection and way better than a Tom Brady rookie card.  This is one of a kind.  There were hundreds of Brady, Kobe, Jordan rookie cards out there.
Make me an offer. This is the largest Cheeto for sale in recent history. Maybe not the Hope Diamond, but damn close.
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